Ok world, here it is. This next idea is the business, as the kids would say. Do kids say that? Let’s assume they do.

Really I don’t know how I can even just introduce this as if it’s some regular ole idea, but here it is…QUITSTARTER.

Easy Venture Capitalists put your money away, let me finish.

User goes on QUITSTARTER, shares user’s story, why user needs to quit, how user’s boss sucks a ball (or both balls*). Maybe user’s boss doesn’t suck any balls. Maybe user needs to quit for other reasons. They can share that story, any story, on QUITSTARTER and if other users buy it, they can help by throwing first user a few dollars so that first user actually has enough of a nest egg to QUIT.

It’s crowd sourcing meets the everyman’s dream of quitting on a whim. Listen, I'll be honest, I don’t know if QUITSTARTER is good for the economy. Mass quitting might be bad. Who are we to say? Still, QUITSTARTER needs to exist because it’s just too perfect.

OK Venture Capitalists money time.

As I said, this idea is the business**. I have no knowledge of programming so Internet make this happen.

*Employers, this is not a commentary on my current job satisfaction, just a kick ass idea.

**Readers, there's only one idea better than this. It’s on the last page of my book, I guess you're going to have to buy it.